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 Apr 16 2005, 11:41 PM
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Put anything funny here. First up, from www.b3ta.com, on guilty habits:
Sellotape and cats I do have a guilty pleasure of tormenting effete and pompous cats - you know the ones. They sit there and look at you like scum and then turn their backs on you, acting superior like the very pleasure of breathing in the air they have just recently finished with, is something to die for. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely fucking love cats, but occasionally you have to put them in their place. Long haired cats are the best for the following: Stick an inch long piece of sticky tape over their arseholes and watch them spazz out. They can't get purchase of it with their tongues and 9 times out 10 do the "dog dragging it's arse over the grass because it's got worms" dance. This normally has little effect, but they carry on with it regardless. You can render a household of people helpless with laughter as the hairy feckers drag their kitty arses across the carpet. - Catchag
-------------------- Where'ere you walk, some dog has been before... - Fritz Spiegel
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Apr 22 2005, 07:57 PM
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-------------------- Where'ere you walk, some dog has been before... - Fritz Spiegel
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anthony Funny stuff Apr 16 2005, 11:41 PM
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