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post Apr 16 2005, 11:41 PM
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Put anything funny here. First up, from www.b3ta.com, on guilty habits:


Sellotape and cats

I do have a guilty pleasure of tormenting effete and pompous cats - you know the ones. They sit there and look at you like scum and then turn their backs on you, acting superior like the very pleasure of breathing in the air they have just recently finished with, is something to die for.

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely fucking love cats, but occasionally you have to put them in their place.

Long haired cats are the best for the following:

Stick an inch long piece of sticky tape over their arseholes and watch them spazz out. They can't get purchase of it with their tongues and 9 times out 10 do the "dog dragging it's arse over the grass because it's got worms" dance. This normally has little effect, but they carry on with it regardless.

You can render a household of people helpless with laughter as the hairy feckers drag their kitty arses across the carpet.
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post Apr 16 2005, 11:55 PM
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Sorry had to post this too. Same source....

i'm not right

I used to see how many of my managers cigarettes I could put under my foreskin (7) and would always have a smile on my face when I saw him smoking one of my bellend flavoured fags in the car park
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post Apr 17 2005, 03:28 AM
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Found this site as well. It's really rather good. Fnaar.


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post Apr 17 2005, 08:42 AM
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"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move the bodies."


Maybe you should add some links to - WD Wiki Links Page

This applies to everyone, as anyone can edit it.


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post Apr 17 2005, 01:05 PM
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But dude how the fuck do you use it? Press enter and it gives you a double spaced line!

EDIT: and half of it's in German...

EDIT: sorry French.


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post Apr 18 2005, 04:43 PM
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Crikey.


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post Apr 18 2005, 09:32 PM
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I found this site last year, and it's still the funniest site I've yet seen. Just look around and listen to his music — only then will you see truth...


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post Apr 18 2005, 09:46 PM
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Ha that's great! Very "Goon Show", if you know what that is.

For god's sake watch this it's very good.


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post Apr 18 2005, 10:39 PM
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QUOTE(anthony @ Apr 19 2005, 04:46 AM)
Ha that's great!  Very "Goon Show", if you know what that is.

For god's sake watch this it's very good.
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That's brilliant!!!


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post Apr 19 2005, 09:13 PM
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This.


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post Apr 19 2005, 09:23 PM
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From b3ta.com, on beautiful moments...

What a relief

The sun was just rising, as I reached the summit of a large sand dune on the edge of the Great Thar dessert. The horizon was alive with an awesome show of pinks, yellows and orange. It took my breath away. Such a great view couldn't be missed and I spent pleasant few minutes having the most satisfying turd in my life. It rolled away down the dune - which made watching the view all the better. Later on, as we were preparing to leave, I noticed some Americans had stood in it. It's still the best shit I've ever had.
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post Apr 19 2005, 10:23 PM
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And this...


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post Apr 19 2005, 11:24 PM
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Heh! Random.


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post Apr 19 2005, 11:49 PM
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Oh my God it just keeps on coming!


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post Apr 19 2005, 11:51 PM
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Not really funny, but pretty cool. Check out this guy. He makes towers of ice. Woo!


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