Put anything funny here. First up, from www.b3ta.com, on guilty habits:


Sellotape and cats

I do have a guilty pleasure of tormenting effete and pompous cats - you know the ones. They sit there and look at you like scum and then turn their backs on you, acting superior like the very pleasure of breathing in the air they have just recently finished with, is something to die for.

Don't get me wrong, I absolutely fucking love cats, but occasionally you have to put them in their place.

Long haired cats are the best for the following:

Stick an inch long piece of sticky tape over their arseholes and watch them spazz out. They can't get purchase of it with their tongues and 9 times out 10 do the "dog dragging it's arse over the grass because it's got worms" dance. This normally has little effect, but they carry on with it regardless.

You can render a household of people helpless with laughter as the hairy feckers drag their kitty arses across the carpet.

Sorry had to post this too. Same source....

i'm not right

I used to see how many of my managers cigarettes I could put under my foreskin (7) and would always have a smile on my face when I saw him smoking one of my bellend flavoured fags in the car park

Found this site as well. It's really rather good. Fnaar.

Maybe you should add some links to - WD Wiki Links Page

This applies to everyone, as anyone can edit it.

But dude how the fuck do you use it? Press enter and it gives you a double spaced line!

EDIT: and half of it's in German...

EDIT: sorry French.

Crikey.

I found this site last year, and it's still the funniest site I've yet seen. Just look around and listen to his music — only then will you see truth...

Ha that's great! Very "Goon Show", if you know what that is.

For god's sake watch this it's very good.

That's brilliant!!!

This.

From b3ta.com, on beautiful moments...

What a relief

The sun was just rising, as I reached the summit of a large sand dune on the edge of the Great Thar dessert. The horizon was alive with an awesome show of pinks, yellows and orange. It took my breath away. Such a great view couldn't be missed and I spent pleasant few minutes having the most satisfying turd in my life. It rolled away down the dune - which made watching the view all the better. Later on, as we were preparing to leave, I noticed some Americans had stood in it. It's still the best shit I've ever had.

And this...

Heh! Random.

Oh my God it just keeps on coming!

Not really funny, but pretty cool. Check out this guy. He makes towers of ice. Woo!

Watch all the Americans recoil in disgust.

Also check out the bottom comment on the page.

Can't view video files on the school's connection.. (bandwidth hungry)
PLUS! Filters filter out your last link :: "chat"



What is your bizarre obsession with turd-based jokes?

Vin Diesel facts..

Yeah it could be considered chat I suppose: it's a message board on b3ta.com. Still fucking sucks balls.

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And this.

Fucking yes.

Along a similar line as the recorder guy Tris posted, we have Wing. But it's worse because she actually makes money out of it, and the sound she makes is even more...interesting....and she's oriental so Tris should feel right at home. Tell me, do all oriental women sing like this?

www.wingmusic.co.nz

EDIT: Fucking hell Tris listen to the "free samples". It is worth it.

Some more pictures from b3ta.com.

First up, by the hedgehog can never be buggered at all (sic).....

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Another one, by monkeon....

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And lastly, by Dr. trouser.....

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Enjoy.

That monkeon sucks ass, heh.

This is good.

So is this. It is NOT safe for school/work/public computers. Really. It isn't.

Another one.

And again! Oh my God they just keep on coming!!! The second one's brilliant.

Hee hee!! From b3ta.com it's another masterpiece. By Everyone loves the Alffarr, he is an okay guy,:
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Another one from b3ta.com. By Dave the Hat:
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I found this game from b3ta.com and it's a fucking bitch. Please someone beat the damn thing.

I've had this for ages and I thought I'd post it as it rocks. Enjoy.

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EDIT: also found this.

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By the way, my 2nd symphony is supposed to be funny...!

*shuts up*

Post it then, biotch.

Heh, will do soon. I'm off to Amsterdam now!

Have fun Tris you bitch you.

Random anti-Bush flash film, with a little help from 50 Cent:

D.R.A.F.T.

also they should have fat joe to sit on him
lol

This is what my computer gave me as an error message. It is not fake. Everytime I ask it to move this file, it says it can't because it exists.

www.wimp.com
www.killsometime.com

these have some fun stuff on them for people looking for a laugh

Stompy Robot Suit On Ebay!

I want one. Can we get $40,000 between us..?

weird site filled with flash films featuring a manic squirell check it out see what you think of his 'rants'

illwillpress

*waits for Sara/Dice_Maiden to come bounding in*

Foamy.

We watched all the episodes together when she was here, heh.

waits for me to come bounding in? Hehehe <3 Foamy! totally obsessed. yay cant really come bounding in as I am in Canada. hehe

Canada?

How did you get to Canada, chica?

Do we demand photos?

Hmmm. Yes!

I cant do photos. Dont have a camera. Sorry. And I got here how most people do. I flew by plane.

PLANE?!

Not hardcore enough to swim, eh?

As if. Heh. Im not that stupid. But that does remind me of a blonde joke.

There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it. I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.

So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, fifteen miles, and finally nineteen miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.

LOL.

Did I tell you how I almost drowned when I was swimming across my lake?

Not so fun! I thought I was fit enough to easily manage it.. not so. Rather scary!

Who you staying with in Canada?

well I was staying with my aunt catherine, her husband and her three boys. But the whole family was there in the end. Including my brother and sister. It was great.

well I was staying with my aunt catherine, her husband and her three boys. But the whole family was there in the end. Including my brother and sister. It was great. Im back now though. Got back this morning. Am very jetlagged and missed an entire day so am sulking a bit. Sundays are for dozing, not missing. ¬_¬ ah well. Hope you are well hunny

I'm okay, bit stressed before my theory test. *learns frantically*

Got a course for my job at Phones 4 U at the start of August.. scary adultness!

a little something i just found on the web which i thaught was interesting


I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdgnieg.

The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid.

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy.

It deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.

The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlhole.

Amzanig huh?

Yaeh and I awlyas thguoht slpeling was ipmorantt!

Been there, done that, got bum-raped by rednecks, no, wait.. I mean, got the tshirt.

I'd rather read clear text. I can read that, but it requires a bit more effort and hurts my eyes.

everything seems to hurt your eyes ben

does it realyy matter if it requires effort ?
stupid question for you of course it does



this could explain a lot